As Promised… a Little Ditty Written About Me in Caerleon

August 3, 2008

(This poem was written by Les Baynton on my Writing Erotic Fiction course at the Caerleon Writers’ Holiday.)
Teddy Boy

Mitzi teaches erotic lit,
She herself is really quite fit,
But she carries a Ted all the time
To guard against any passion crime.
It’s hard to get her in a big embrace,
‘Cos the Ted and you go face to face…

Grrrr!

by Les Baynton, the pub poet

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